...This has been brewing (it said 5 years D:!) since AT LEAST February...I was waiting until it got to some sort of point, but I just realized today that it's never going to reach a point at where I feel like "Ahh, that's the end of it"....

Because people never fail to crack me up.

Sorry if some things are a little different than how they were actually said. I have a bad memory.

Sooooo... Onto the starfs!




loppi: TIGER KNEE that sounds like a chinese herbal remedy
loppi: GRATED TIGER KNEECAPS


Fogo: I rearranged some furniture in my room, do you like it? :"D
Mom: Yes it looks awesome I think it looks a lot better when are you going to get rid of that death note poster
Fogo: ....
Fogo: Was that your idea of being subtle?


Sango: Oh sorry Kagome its just umm I like the smell of your hair I can’t name it Kagome smiled at her “it’s blueberry smoothie don’t it smell good sometimes I be tempted to eat my shampoo”


"BOY HOWDY, WHAT A PARTY THIS WILL BE! BREAK OUT THE HATS, CUZ WE GOT POTATOES AND GRAVY! OH YES. OH HELL YES."


DrFurball: I have a dilemma: Let's say you're going thru the desert, and your canoe gets a flat tire. Now, the question is, how many
waffles does it take to wallpaper the inside of a doghouse; and is that why penguns don't use soap?
Arekkusuu: don't ever flush the toilet after wednesday, and everything will become clear to you.


KawaiiSayaka: My dream is to one day make the SUPER RETARD puppy
KawaiiSayaka: He shall be unstoppable.
KawaiiSayaka: I shall name him Tinkle
KawaiiSayaka: CAUSE I CAN'T HOUSE TRAIN HIM
KawaiiSayaka: You know why?
KawaiiSayaka: CAUSE HE'S RETARDED!


Arekkusuu: how come harry/snape is the one slash pairing with the most fics?
ExtraEspresso: 'cause if he can't have the mom he'll have the next best thing.


Polaris-Lilienthal: Classical music will forever remind me of milk


Steph and Fogo: *talking about Fogo's Softball '03 shirt*
Fogo: It's comfy
Steph: and waterproof! Watch!
Steph: *splashes her bottle of water on Fogo*
Steph: ...........or maybe not.


OddWritings: Cornemuz, Take this Arekkusuu back to the store; she ruins everything.
Arekkusuu: i doan ruin eberysing i just awkerd
*OddWritings shakes the texas out of Arekkusuu.*
*Cornemuz takes Arekkusuu back to the store*
Arekkusuu: and maek eberysing i tuch awkerd
Arekkusuu: AHAHHA MY ACCENT
Arekkusuu: 'ello mates
Arekkusuu: Jolly good day, isn't it?


SHYEAH BOY PIGGY BACK RIIIDE


Mcshit tastes like shit processed dogshit I'd rather rape a Mongolian trout farmers asshole with a potato named Jeremy then eat that oily failforce shit.


Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?


CommunityChannel: In the mornings I look at the mirror and see pillow marks in my face, knots in my hair, a hunch in my back, and think "shit, I still got it"


Fogo: I feel a quote up.
Fogo: COMING*
Fogo: I feel a quote COMING
Fogo: up
Fogo: I failed.


"Pick up the phoooone~! Pick up the phoooooooo~oooooooone!!"


Urban Dictionary: Fogo, Verb - To eat delicious food till one is about to throw up.


FLOURESCENT FISHNET UNDERWEAR!!! It beats all.


Audrey: I am platypus-like. I get obsessed with different foods a lot. Yeah. Ponies.


Pursu: Anette is so much better than Tarja, who was selfish and still thinks that world is running after HER and HER and HER and HER.
Pursu: Cow.


Lily Allen: I'm now drinking sprite as you can see inside a can better, therefore reducing the risk of oral wasp attack.


Spiral-bound noodles.


Yana: we talk of love...........and Fogo is shopping for shoes


DO THE WHAT??


Eki: why do they put up wet floor signs no one ever-*falls on face*


Macking desicions.


Angelo-O: I need 5,000k for Cannon SD1 mk3
OddWritings: ...5,000,000 dollars? Ye gods, what kinda cam is that? Hubble Space grade or something?


Midli: oh my god
Midli: fuck the wonder pets
Midli: WHATS GONNA WORK
Midli: TEEEAMWORK
Midli: WHATS GONNA WORK TEEEeating you bastards on my plate. The turtle makes soup the duck makes curry and the guinea pig watches them all till i kill himm tooo


Sting1: We people of #devart can't get swine flu. We have less than 10% chance to contract any disease because of our lack of social interaction.



...........................YOU'RE A FEMALE???????!!!!


Destiny: I'm as fat as the universe!!
Fogo: I'm FATTER than the universe! 8C


..........................YOU'RE A MAN????!!!


loppi: does anybody know how long a local dental aneasthetic lasts
El-Sheepo: _forever


[NEKO MAJIN'S SENSITIVE EARS CAN HEAR A CRICKETS SILENT FART FROM 8 MILES AWAY!]


Fogo: Let's stalk Amelia
Kita: 'kay
*stalks*
Kita: ohmygod
Kita: AMELIA IS BORING OAO CAN WE PLEASE GO STALK SOMEONE ELSE?


HOOOO~OOOLD MAAAAH HAAAAWND


Mom: 'Christian motorcyclists'??
Sam: What? bike riders can't be christian?
...........
Fogo: That big ol' cross necklace is gonna fly up and break their face--


LOOK IT'S ELVIS!!!


*lodges glass plate on high shelf*
Fogo: HEY BE READY TO DODGE WHEN YOU OPEN THE--
Everyone: STOP SETTING TRAPS!!


Redundancy Department of Redundancy


Arekkusuu: my heel hurts.
BoiledFrogs: My toe hurts.
rabie-pie: My sanity hurts


** bunu was kicked by Akusushi *
** bunu has joined
** Koast has been made a member of Banned by bunu *
** bunu has been made a member of Banned by anime-honeybee *
** Koast has been made a member of PFD by anime-honeybee *
** bunu has been made a member of Tentacle-Monsters by Akusushi *
** Koast has been made a member of Sailors by Akusushi *
** bunu has joined
** burger has been made a member of Banned by anime-honeybee *


"It is photorealistic if you close your eyes"


Arekkusuu: geez this is like
Arekkusuu: a gay guy asking his mate if he wants bubbles in his bath
Arekkusuu: "do you want thoap bubbleth, hunny caekth?"
Arekkusuu: wtf
Arekkusuu: people can't write fanfiction D8
BoiledFrogs: Should read fiction.
Arekkusuu: 123
BoiledFrogs: 789


Landlord: I'VE HEARD THAT TV ON AT 3AM--
Fogo: YOU JUST STARE THROUGH OUR WINDOWS WITH BINOCULARS, DON'T YOU?
Landlord: YOU BET I DO D8
Fogo: D8


Kita: I FELT LIKE I WAS SMASHED IN BETWEEN TWO OBESE PEOPLE AND THEY WERE EATING CAKE!!!


Zoe: why do people shave their eyebrows off i dont get it


Arekkusuu: *hair fling*
* niodyne hairflings at Arekkusuu
* Arekkusuu hairflings violently at niodyne
* niodyne triple hairflings at Arekkusuu
* Arekkusuu qaudruple hairflings at niodyne
* Neroka grabs scissors from niodyne and cuts niodyne's and Arekkusuu's hair
Arekkusuu: Neroka: D8
* niodyne hairflings and accidently headbutts Arekkusuu
Arekkusuu: niodyne: DDDD8!


Kita: DON'T WAVE TO THE PEDO VAN.


Fogo: I should write a song about yooooou
Ryu: D8 LAWL DON'T IT'LL BE TOO EMBARRASSING FOR WORDS


Lita: So we adopted him. I was all "THERE. YOU GOT YOUR WHITE KID D8<"


Person: so what are your hobbies?
Arayan: I draw
Lijiarah: I sing
Loririan: I act
Person: woh...what a productive family. *looks at Amora*
Person: and what do you do?
Amora: I act, I sing, I draw, aaaand I kill people
Person: woah, really?
Amora: no. that was a lie xD
Amora: all I do is kill people.


EVERYTHING IS DIFFERENT TODAY! I'M CRACKLELACKIN!!


*Calling random phone numbers from a Chinese news paper*
Kita: *dials*
Phone: *voice mail in chinese* *beeps*
Fogo: NIIIIII HAAAAAAAAAAAO~!!!!
Phone: Message erased!
Kita&Boko: ...LMAOWTF?


Ashley: *holds up a baby's shoe*
Ashley: Well I saw this laying on the floor, and I thought "If my mom still has her shoes on, who's are these?"


Fogo: when I sit down, I just sit down in a chair, I don't actually sit at the table. Just so you know.

SHURRUP

Fogo: I have no idea what to draw! D:
Mom: Well, you usually draw flies pretty well~
Fogo: ......
Fogo: D8!!!!!!! NO I DONT!

_{baww i shower. i do. D:}



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