you don't know html stop pretending. also. prepare to be traumatized.

bad cosplay is embarrassing.


Heaven forbid, yo.


considering uploading some traditional stuff. considering considering considering maybe kind of sort of if I everhaveto opening _commissions. But as I has no computer as of right now, I would have to reveal my ugly traditional stuffs. Which is what I'm considering. So consider that I'm considering and help me consider with a comment. Not that it would do much, comrade, as you have not seen much of my traditional stuff. So this is all kind of pointless (or is it?)

i got this russian phrase book but the cover just stares at me. it makes fun of me. i want to throw it out the window and let the neighbor dogs bury it for me. too bad its a library book :/

soo. that was it. real kawaii.
I'ma push you in the river you built a bridge over D8



~Fogo

NONSENSE UPDATE IS FULL OF NONSENSE.


raaaaa~


Hey...why do you watch me?


a) you're a friend
b) you watched me first
c) you make me laugh (you must be easily amused)
d) i actually like your art
e) your art is painfully terrible that it throws me into hysterics everytime you post something new.
f) i forgot OTL


I have a feeling if anyone answers I'm going to get an A or an F.

an E if someone's honest 8D


Erm, so, not much has happened. I've been obsessively stalking APH-related stuff, which puts me back into the 'generic fangirl database' (for all your fangirl-n00b needs), which I'm not too happy about. I suppose i could NOT tell everyone in the whole wide world that I like APH
but I would have to eventually choke myself or tumble out a window because of what a loud mouth I am. =O
I was washing something the other day and I was reminded of camping. I got a strange urge to camp.
Of course last time I went camping I got sick and bug-bitten and went to the diamond mine, didn't get anything even remotely interesting except for an interestingly shaped rock that no one spared a second glance. Although I did get that pretty bracelet.
That's an old bracelet o___O
THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO 8O

And for some reason I keep being reminded of the jewelry Balthier wears. I once wikipedia'd him or something and his jewelry had an interesting background but all I can say that would serve as something meaningful towards it is "wikipedia says his jewelry has history" or something first-grade english level like.
Why was I talking about balthier and camping? x________O

ahhhhhh~ I am really unhappy with some bands right now, like all the ones that used to be awesome, or IMO. No comments saying 'symphonic metal sucks you're an idiot' which would be the most I'd get for a comment anyway, but I'm just saying. Lacuna coil, within temptation, nightwish (though they're doing pretty well. Dark Passion Play was pretty epic), evanescence etc., etc.
why mainstream WHY.
WHY DO YOU THINK SINCE YOU'RE POPULAR YOU DON'T HAVE TO TRY ANYMORE //sob
It just depresses me :C
So does my artistic side. I'll be typing away to random people whose ideal conversation is 'k', 'lol', 'brb' and 'bye', or be mashing away at a controller half-heartedly trying to defeat a fiend and think "man, I really wanna draw!"
And shrug it off like a bug just hit the window or something.
But knowing the creep I am I'd probably stare in fascination BUT WE AREN'T TALKING ABOUT THAT.
Okay something more mundane, like a spot on the carpet. OTL
So I really need someone to just like, kick me or something? Please?
Mash a finger into my skull until I draw a few 100 things, or mark a few subjects off my 100-whatever-drawing-list thingy to get started.

Arkansas is a lot like London, only a lot lot lot lot less interesting. It rains and then it's humid and then it rains some more but people here don't have cool accents or pretty phonebooths or anything. just lame weather and nothing interesting to talk, except about the lame weather.
"sure is hot outside today"
'of course it is, it's July, you idiot' "Ahaha I know right! man and I tried to mow my grass today!"
*awkward polite laugh*
*awkwardly laughs in response, trying to come up with an equally polite way of dismissing The Idiot*

Oh, I was talking about my art life.

Anyway, so yeah just a stab or two. Or a kick. Or a punch. You know you can do a combo and order that with your choice of three sides. Pinto beans, pinto beans, or our personal favorite, pinto beans!

there was this whole thing mom was talking about how people are considered really sane until they turn 18 and all the sudden they lose their minds and become schizophrenic or something of the sort. Then she stared at me. For a long time. And if I could go outside of my body, I would've stared at me for a long time, too.
Only with a scowl and a weapon in my hand.

Because that's the kind of loving person I am.

CRAP I FORGOT THE POINT OF THIS. Oh, yeah. I'm bored, it's 7AM and I haven't had sleep.

OTL

fffff hi you guys

Soooo~ IDK if you've heard or not but

the comp crashed
so
like
no arts for me

aaahaaaaa my life sucks

But like I'm gonna be at Kawa-kon, so if you're gonna be there
Maybe we could like
Slap each other with fish or something~

I might have some stuff up for sale, too, so in case my art isn't completely worthless to you, maybe you could stop by and be NICE FOR ONCE.
MEANIES.
//end random moodswing

I'm gonna be 17 next moooonth~ I'm getting old. bawwww

I've known some of you internet fiends for quite a while. Yes I said fiends. Liiiike...
I've known some of you since I was 12. Meheen~ Xakana~? you guuuuuys how come we don't keep in tooooouch~?

But I won't whine. AGHHHH
THE CEASER DUDE ON THE CEASER DRESSING BOTTLE IS STARING AT ME
LIKE
JUST SMILING. SITTING THERE
LIKE


flkdajf;ldkjaslfk;jsdal;kfjdas *throws it at the wall*


BTW I think we might have to move again. fjdklas;fjdsa. I hate life.

and I hate midterms

and remind me to get a lot of posters kay



//meaningless update was meaningless



~*

...This has been brewing (it said 5 years D:!) since AT LEAST February...I was waiting until it got to some sort of point, but I just realized today that it's never going to reach a point at where I feel like "Ahh, that's the end of it"....

Because people never fail to crack me up.

Sorry if some things are a little different than how they were actually said. I have a bad memory.

Sooooo... Onto the starfs!




loppi: TIGER KNEE that sounds like a chinese herbal remedy
loppi: GRATED TIGER KNEECAPS


Fogo: I rearranged some furniture in my room, do you like it? :"D
Mom: Yes it looks awesome I think it looks a lot better when are you going to get rid of that death note poster
Fogo: ....
Fogo: Was that your idea of being subtle?


Sango: Oh sorry Kagome its just umm I like the smell of your hair I can’t name it Kagome smiled at her “it’s blueberry smoothie don’t it smell good sometimes I be tempted to eat my shampoo”


"BOY HOWDY, WHAT A PARTY THIS WILL BE! BREAK OUT THE HATS, CUZ WE GOT POTATOES AND GRAVY! OH YES. OH HELL YES."


DrFurball: I have a dilemma: Let's say you're going thru the desert, and your canoe gets a flat tire. Now, the question is, how many
waffles does it take to wallpaper the inside of a doghouse; and is that why penguns don't use soap?
Arekkusuu: don't ever flush the toilet after wednesday, and everything will become clear to you.


KawaiiSayaka: My dream is to one day make the SUPER RETARD puppy
KawaiiSayaka: He shall be unstoppable.
KawaiiSayaka: I shall name him Tinkle
KawaiiSayaka: CAUSE I CAN'T HOUSE TRAIN HIM
KawaiiSayaka: You know why?
KawaiiSayaka: CAUSE HE'S RETARDED!


Arekkusuu: how come harry/snape is the one slash pairing with the most fics?
ExtraEspresso: 'cause if he can't have the mom he'll have the next best thing.


Polaris-Lilienthal: Classical music will forever remind me of milk


Steph and Fogo: *talking about Fogo's Softball '03 shirt*
Fogo: It's comfy
Steph: and waterproof! Watch!
Steph: *splashes her bottle of water on Fogo*
Steph: ...........or maybe not.


OddWritings: Cornemuz, Take this Arekkusuu back to the store; she ruins everything.
Arekkusuu: i doan ruin eberysing i just awkerd
*OddWritings shakes the texas out of Arekkusuu.*
*Cornemuz takes Arekkusuu back to the store*
Arekkusuu: and maek eberysing i tuch awkerd
Arekkusuu: AHAHHA MY ACCENT
Arekkusuu: 'ello mates
Arekkusuu: Jolly good day, isn't it?


SHYEAH BOY PIGGY BACK RIIIDE


Mcshit tastes like shit processed dogshit I'd rather rape a Mongolian trout farmers asshole with a potato named Jeremy then eat that oily failforce shit.


Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?


CommunityChannel: In the mornings I look at the mirror and see pillow marks in my face, knots in my hair, a hunch in my back, and think "shit, I still got it"


Fogo: I feel a quote up.
Fogo: COMING*
Fogo: I feel a quote COMING
Fogo: up
Fogo: I failed.


"Pick up the phoooone~! Pick up the phoooooooo~oooooooone!!"


Urban Dictionary: Fogo, Verb - To eat delicious food till one is about to throw up.


FLOURESCENT FISHNET UNDERWEAR!!! It beats all.


Audrey: I am platypus-like. I get obsessed with different foods a lot. Yeah. Ponies.


Pursu: Anette is so much better than Tarja, who was selfish and still thinks that world is running after HER and HER and HER and HER.
Pursu: Cow.


Lily Allen: I'm now drinking sprite as you can see inside a can better, therefore reducing the risk of oral wasp attack.


Spiral-bound noodles.


Yana: we talk of love...........and Fogo is shopping for shoes


DO THE WHAT??


Eki: why do they put up wet floor signs no one ever-*falls on face*


Macking desicions.


Angelo-O: I need 5,000k for Cannon SD1 mk3
OddWritings: ...5,000,000 dollars? Ye gods, what kinda cam is that? Hubble Space grade or something?


Midli: oh my god
Midli: fuck the wonder pets
Midli: WHATS GONNA WORK
Midli: TEEEAMWORK
Midli: WHATS GONNA WORK TEEEeating you bastards on my plate. The turtle makes soup the duck makes curry and the guinea pig watches them all till i kill himm tooo


Sting1: We people of #devart can't get swine flu. We have less than 10% chance to contract any disease because of our lack of social interaction.



...........................YOU'RE A FEMALE???????!!!!


Destiny: I'm as fat as the universe!!
Fogo: I'm FATTER than the universe! 8C


..........................YOU'RE A MAN????!!!


loppi: does anybody know how long a local dental aneasthetic lasts
El-Sheepo: _forever


[NEKO MAJIN'S SENSITIVE EARS CAN HEAR A CRICKETS SILENT FART FROM 8 MILES AWAY!]


Fogo: Let's stalk Amelia
Kita: 'kay
*stalks*
Kita: ohmygod
Kita: AMELIA IS BORING OAO CAN WE PLEASE GO STALK SOMEONE ELSE?


HOOOO~OOOLD MAAAAH HAAAAWND


Mom: 'Christian motorcyclists'??
Sam: What? bike riders can't be christian?
...........
Fogo: That big ol' cross necklace is gonna fly up and break their face--


LOOK IT'S ELVIS!!!


*lodges glass plate on high shelf*
Fogo: HEY BE READY TO DODGE WHEN YOU OPEN THE--
Everyone: STOP SETTING TRAPS!!


Redundancy Department of Redundancy


Arekkusuu: my heel hurts.
BoiledFrogs: My toe hurts.
rabie-pie: My sanity hurts


** bunu was kicked by Akusushi *
** bunu has joined
** Koast has been made a member of Banned by bunu *
** bunu has been made a member of Banned by anime-honeybee *
** Koast has been made a member of PFD by anime-honeybee *
** bunu has been made a member of Tentacle-Monsters by Akusushi *
** Koast has been made a member of Sailors by Akusushi *
** bunu has joined
** burger has been made a member of Banned by anime-honeybee *


"It is photorealistic if you close your eyes"


Arekkusuu: geez this is like
Arekkusuu: a gay guy asking his mate if he wants bubbles in his bath
Arekkusuu: "do you want thoap bubbleth, hunny caekth?"
Arekkusuu: wtf
Arekkusuu: people can't write fanfiction D8
BoiledFrogs: Should read fiction.
Arekkusuu: 123
BoiledFrogs: 789


Landlord: I'VE HEARD THAT TV ON AT 3AM--
Fogo: YOU JUST STARE THROUGH OUR WINDOWS WITH BINOCULARS, DON'T YOU?
Landlord: YOU BET I DO D8
Fogo: D8


Kita: I FELT LIKE I WAS SMASHED IN BETWEEN TWO OBESE PEOPLE AND THEY WERE EATING CAKE!!!


Zoe: why do people shave their eyebrows off i dont get it


Arekkusuu: *hair fling*
* niodyne hairflings at Arekkusuu
* Arekkusuu hairflings violently at niodyne
* niodyne triple hairflings at Arekkusuu
* Arekkusuu qaudruple hairflings at niodyne
* Neroka grabs scissors from niodyne and cuts niodyne's and Arekkusuu's hair
Arekkusuu: Neroka: D8
* niodyne hairflings and accidently headbutts Arekkusuu
Arekkusuu: niodyne: DDDD8!


Kita: DON'T WAVE TO THE PEDO VAN.


Fogo: I should write a song about yooooou
Ryu: D8 LAWL DON'T IT'LL BE TOO EMBARRASSING FOR WORDS


Lita: So we adopted him. I was all "THERE. YOU GOT YOUR WHITE KID D8<"


Person: so what are your hobbies?
Arayan: I draw
Lijiarah: I sing
Loririan: I act
Person: woh...what a productive family. *looks at Amora*
Person: and what do you do?
Amora: I act, I sing, I draw, aaaand I kill people
Person: woah, really?
Amora: no. that was a lie xD
Amora: all I do is kill people.


EVERYTHING IS DIFFERENT TODAY! I'M CRACKLELACKIN!!


*Calling random phone numbers from a Chinese news paper*
Kita: *dials*
Phone: *voice mail in chinese* *beeps*
Fogo: NIIIIII HAAAAAAAAAAAO~!!!!
Phone: Message erased!
Kita&Boko: ...LMAOWTF?


Ashley: *holds up a baby's shoe*
Ashley: Well I saw this laying on the floor, and I thought "If my mom still has her shoes on, who's are these?"


Fogo: when I sit down, I just sit down in a chair, I don't actually sit at the table. Just so you know.

SHURRUP

Fogo: I have no idea what to draw! D:
Mom: Well, you usually draw flies pretty well~
Fogo: ......
Fogo: D8!!!!!!! NO I DONT!

_{baww i shower. i do. D:}



END


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